Studio-Quality “Quote Fingers” From DC
the Whips — Red Carpet
the Hailing — Blood Infection
the Apes — Beat of the Double
Candy Machine — Nerve Central
Beach House — Master of None
Government Issue — Sheer Terror
the Points — Lost My Head
Slow Jets – Good Morning Stars
Snakes — Man of the Monocle and Bottle
Nima Majd — Skin
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Chicklet City
Best SNL Performance (It was Can’t Truss It actually [ps I'm dumb ldo])
La Moda (Peter’s Quinn‘s new band) so fuggitaboutit.
Worst Genre of Music
Gunflower Palls Bait Stark
Being Chuck Klosterman
