Episode #52
Clitcasting the Inauguration
Resolutions and Recriminations
Bandanas January 14th! Also, special announcement inside for February! Listen all the way to end this time you fuccs!
Songs:
Wale — the vacation from ourselves
Esau Mwamwaya and Radioclit feat. BLK JKS — Salota
Best Friends Forever — Handpocket
zZz — Hammerhead
Dj Lobsterdust — Born on the Next Word
Drink Up Butter Cup — Mr. Pie Eye
The Mice — Not Proud of the USA
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Lineup for Bono vs Lincoln on Sunday
Milkshakes
Late Nite Shits
New Years Resolution #1
New Years Resolution #2
02/10/2009 at 12:50 PM
(For the sake of the kids around the world) …
Peter: We are just going to be friends, OK? Close friends!
Sally: Great, friends! It’s the best thing… You realize, of course, that we can never be friends.
Peter: Why not?
Sally: What I’m saying is – and this is not a come-on in any way, shape, or form – is that men and women can’t be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way.
Peter: Really? That’s not true. I have a number of women friends and there is no sex involved.
Sally: No, you don’t.
Peter: Yes, I do.
Sally: No, you don’t.
Peter: Yes, I do.
Sally: You only think you do.
Peter: You’re saying I’m having sex with these women without my knowledge?
Sally: No, what I’m saying is they all want to have sex with you.
Peter: They do not.
Sally: Do too.
Peter: They do not.
Sally: Do too.
Peter: How do you know?
Sally: Hmmm.. Because no woman can be friends with a man that she finds attractive. She always wants to have sex with him.
Peter: So you’re saying that a woman can only be friends with a man she finds unattractive.
Sally: No, but you pretty much want to nail them, too.
Peter: What if they don’t want to have sex with you?
Sally: Doesn’t matter, because the sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story.. sooo.. you.. eehh .. wanna grab a coffee? .. just the two of us?..