Peter: We are just going to be friends, OK? Close friends!
Sally: Great, friends! It’s the best thing… You realize, of course, that we can never be friends.
Peter: Why not?
Sally: What I’m saying is – and this is not a come-on in any way, shape, or form – is that men and women can’t be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way.
Peter: Really? That’s not true. I have a number of women friends and there is no sex involved.
Sally: No, you don’t.
Peter: Yes, I do.
Sally: No, you don’t.
Peter: Yes, I do.
Sally: You only think you do.
Peter: You’re saying I’m having sex with these women without my knowledge?
Sally: No, what I’m saying is they all want to have sex with you.
Peter: They do not.
Sally: Do too.
Peter: They do not.
Sally: Do too.
Peter: How do you know?
Sally: Hmmm.. Because no woman can be friends with a man that she finds attractive. She always wants to have sex with him.
Peter: So you’re saying that a woman can only be friends with a man she finds unattractive.
Sally: No, but you pretty much want to nail them, too.
Peter: What if they don’t want to have sex with you?
Sally: Doesn’t matter, because the sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story.. sooo.. you.. eehh .. wanna grab a coffee? .. just the two of us?..